Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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