I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.