What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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