you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
