You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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