I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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