Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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