Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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