You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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