KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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