Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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