I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Randomize