STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
being pregnant is like rehab
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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