Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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