what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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