In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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