I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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