I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
