I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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