so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
