i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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