Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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