i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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