yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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