One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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