I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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