Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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