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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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