I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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