That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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