I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
