i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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