Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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