bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
