we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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