how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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