Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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