I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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