He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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