Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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