4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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