Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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