Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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