Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
