You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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