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(313): View more from Michigan

mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!

(1-313): View more from Michigan

it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...

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(415): View more from California

If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room

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(813): View more from Florida

One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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(416): View more from Toronto

ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor

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(989): View more from Michigan

My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.

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(905): View more from Ontario

How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie

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