I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
