At least make sure they are 18
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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