I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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