I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
