btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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