What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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