Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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