its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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