yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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