Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Everclear isn't food dammit
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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