How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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